i like desserts. i believe in holding the door open for whoever is behind me and coming to a full stop at stop signs. please don't talk with your mouth full. i like overly cheesy slasher flicks. don't look at me weird when i press freshly printed, warm copies of paper against my face. pls let me peel the protective screens off of your new electronics. don't make oppressive or dehumanizing "jokes" around me and don't ask to touch my hair.
• don't even bother asking me anything I probably won't respond
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